In Erin's Dreams.

That was the title of the document saved on my USB... I thought I would share the raw thoughts of my bestest best friend. I laughed quite hard at this and she is possibly going to kill me for posting this, but it was just too good not to share. Excuse the lack of grammar and spelling... This was from a couple years ago. (11th grade I believe) There are 2 different stories, so be prepared for the awesomeness... you may want to put your pee-pants on.

"I dont have dreams about you i dream about puppys and bunnys floating in the clouds and they say to me ERIN ELIZABETH HICKS ur are the coolest person i have ever met and your freaking amazing then they fly away. after they leave than this pink bunny with lime green ears comes hoping along and says to me erin i wish i could be like u, oh and ur friend madeline is a loser and she is JUMBO SIZE. but wait there’s more................. Then i grow wings and fly all around the world and u will never guess what i see???? i see a statue of me in every state and people were mesmerized at how beautiful and AMAZING this statue was!"


"so the other day i was you know just walking down the street and minding my own business and taking my sweet little ole time when I suddenly came upon..... dun dun dun aaaaaa rhino. i was like really a rhino thats AWKWARD. so i just kept on walking... u know like any normal person would do. than out of the corner of my eye i saw cupid flying through the air and he looked so perfect and beautiful i was MESMORIZED i mean people dont see cupid everyday. Than out of no where a gangsta with a JUMBO SIZED attitude rolled down his window of his bat mobile and shot cupid all the way ^
down down down down
i started crying and just didnt know what to do people would never believe me if i told them that i saw cupid die I mean come on now this just doesnt happen in everyday life to a regular person.
than his body floated up to the sky i looked at the gangster with my stink eye and ran away of course i didnt want to get shot like an arrow (do you get the symbollism)
welll anyways i ran all the way home and on my doorstep was an easter basket and i became a liitle suspicious considering it was not easter time. i looked inside the basket and than i grabbed the blue easter egg and BBOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
hhahahahah just kidding silly i didnt die or anything because im the one telling the story i wouldnt kill myself are you like retarded. how could i be telling you the story now if i was dead
or maybe just maybe.........
IM A GHOSTTTTT!!!! BOO!!!!
and i will haunt you in your dreams and i will be able to see you drool in your sleep all over your jumbo sized pig tattoo
welll thats the end of my story just thought i would tell you"

I hope you enjoyed Erin's dreams... I know I did! Now, I will leave you with my favorite picture of her... that she happened to take with my laptop...

She is pretty precious. Well, I hope we have provided you with a laugh or at least a smile. Thanks for stopping by. Come back soon, oh and tell your friends, too!

-M. Philly